God, there are just so many... And again I was the only one giggling and chuckling in the cinema while others were yawning... Eeeks!
1) Jack says, "Yeaaah!" pushes Ennis. Ennis turned and said, "I'm gettin tired of your dumb-ass missin"...
"Don't let us ranch sticks get into the way of the elk..."
2) Jack trying to persuade Ennis to swap his job by being modest, "I can't cook with that but I am pretty good with the can opener".
I was like, oh yeah right...
Then when he pushed that lid in the can, I laughed... :D
3) Harmonica!! Ennis felt there was something wrong about the tent and Jack said, "It aint going nowhere, let it be!".
Ennis then bitched to Jack, "Your harmonica doesn't sound quite right either!"...
Jack said, "Yeah, it sound kinda flat, Mary threw me... She got lucky."
Ennis said, "If I got lucky with the harmonica, I would gotten a broken tooth!"
Jack chucked. :D
4) "Speak for yourself. You may be a sinner but I aint got the opportunity"
5) "I am just saying a prayer of thanks.... you forgot to bring the harmonica, enjoying the peace and quiet."
6) "As far as our marriage goes, we can do it over the phone."
7) "Earlier today, I was castrating calves..."
And somebody please shut Lashawn up. :D