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Offline Tom

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Re: Most Punchworthy Person at the Oscars
« Reply #30 on: Mar 07, 2006, 06:47 PM »
Betcha that lass looks like HAGGIS!


Puleeez don't insult haggis   ;D ;D ;D

Her mama keeps her picture on the mantle...keeps the kids away from the fire.

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Offline brokenheart5813

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Re: Most Punchworthy Person at the Oscars
« Reply #31 on: Mar 07, 2006, 09:50 PM »
I just don't get Will Farrell, somebody bitch slap that no talent for me. ??? ???

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Wow!  I LOVE Will Ferrell!!!  Have you seen much of his work?

p.s.  I felt sorry for Ben Stiller - his bit was just plain sad.
He pressed his face into the fabric and breathed in slowly through his mouth and nose, hoping for the faintest smoke and mountain sage and salty sweet stink of Jack but there was not real scent, only the memory of it, the imagined power of Brokeback Mountain of which nothing was left but what he held in his hands....

Offline rabjr1

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Re: Most Punchworthy Person at the Oscars
« Reply #32 on: Mar 08, 2006, 12:00 AM »
I just don't get Will Farrell, somebody bitch slap that no talent for me. ??? ???

Tom

Wow!  I LOVE Will Ferrell!!!  Have you seen much of his work?

p.s.  I felt sorry for Ben Stiller - his bit was just plain sad.

         so is much of his career
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Offline meandennis

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Re: Most Punchworthy Person at the Oscars
« Reply #33 on: Mar 08, 2006, 07:31 AM »
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ermm...sorry to intrude...Keanu is looking after his dying sister...he can look like a zombie if he wants too.

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Re: Most Punchworthy Person at the Oscars
« Reply #34 on: Mar 08, 2006, 07:38 AM »
her zombie date Keanu Reeves.

ermm...sorry to intrude...Keanu is looking after his dying sister...he can look like a zombie if he wants too.

I have to throw in a word for Keanu here, too. He wasn't as good as River Phoenix (sniff!) in "My own private Idaho", but he did have he guts to play a bisexual hustler (even though they left out the sex scene between the two (more's the pity).

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Re: Most Punchworthy Person at the Oscars
« Reply #35 on: Mar 08, 2006, 10:20 PM »
p.s.  I felt sorry for Ben Stiller - his bit was just plain sad.

The only reason I feel sorry for him is because he always looks suprised...
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Re: Most Punchworthy Person at the Oscars
« Reply #36 on: Mar 09, 2006, 07:43 AM »
Matt Dillon, multiple bitch slaps...and I don't know why-He just irritates me!

Whew! I feel so much better ;D