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Most Punchworthy Person at the Oscars
« on: Mar 06, 2006, 05:16 PM »
Sorry but i need some light relief.

The person i most wanted to punch, or at least give a good slap to at last night Oscars (or any occasion) was Matt Dillon. I am sick of seeing his stupid huge face with klingon forehead, and listening to his mind numbing interview answers.

Thats it vent over... ;)

Anyone got any other personal bugbears?

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Re: Most Punchworthy Person at the Oscars
« Reply #1 on: Mar 06, 2006, 05:42 PM »
Not this year, but, when Titanic swept the Oscars, egomaniac James Cameron made me wanna hurl on my shoes.

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Re: Most Punchworthy Person at the Oscars
« Reply #2 on: Mar 06, 2006, 05:50 PM »
OK, I can go here.  I am really sick of Reese Witherspoon's husband Ryan Phillippe.  He was ok last night I guess (and I didn't realize he was one of the cops in that movie that shall remain unspoken - so a bit of new respect for his acting).  But I abhorred him in the golden globes when he made Joaquin Pheonix's win about HIM.  He started dancing around when Joaquin was up there accepting his award.  Joaquin had to shut him up with "yeah, I'll pay you" or some such nonsense.  And then Hubby made a bigger thing of Reese winning the golden globe than she did.  In my opinion, he needs to know when to let the spotlight shine on someone ELSE.

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Re: Most Punchworthy Person at the Oscars
« Reply #3 on: Mar 06, 2006, 06:36 PM »
Sorry but i need some light relief.

The person i most wanted to punch, or at least give a good slap to at last night Oscars (or any occasion) was Matt Dillon. I am sick of seeing his stupid huge face with klingon forehead, and listening to his mind numbing interview answers.

Thats it vent over... ;)

Anyone got any other personal bugbears?

My favorite punching bag (and she is a bag), is Sandra Bullock and her zombie date Keanu Reeves. She was reason enough not to vote for Crash, and if Reeves had come to grips with his sexuality, it would have been another vote for BBM.

Thanks, this was fun.

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Re: Most Punchworthy Person at the Oscars
« Reply #4 on: Mar 06, 2006, 07:30 PM »
Sorry but i need some light relief.
.... and if Reeves had come to grips with his sexuality, it would have been another vote for BBM.
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Re: Most Punchworthy Person at the Oscars
« Reply #5 on: Mar 06, 2006, 07:37 PM »
Matt Dillon, yeah.  And Phillip Seymour Hoffman.  I thought he looked pretty damn smug.  I saw "Capote," and he was good in it, but hell, he was executive producer.  He made the movie so he could star in it.

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Re: Most Punchworthy Person at the Oscars
« Reply #6 on: Mar 06, 2006, 08:02 PM »
Maybe some of you may or may not agree but after seeing Ryan Philippe and what's her name win the Oscar, the speech she made, truly showed the values of the conservative mood the Oscars wanted to reflect, the nice and wholesome little girl from tennesse wishing more movies like walk the line be made, and Rachel Weiz said the Oscars mood brought us into the 70th era and she was thrilled about it,  so no Cugo to  Nicholson for having totally Crashed when saying the envellope please and the winner is Crash, slap me silly with his grin from here to hell has yet to fall asleep and the Cast of Crash for insensitvity
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Re: Most Punchworthy Person at the Oscars
« Reply #7 on: Mar 06, 2006, 08:12 PM »
Definitely Matt Dillon, Philip Seymour whatever reminds me of a clown, and Reese Witherspoon I have totally had enough of......Triple slap!!!!  ;D
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Re: Most Punchworthy Person at the Oscars
« Reply #8 on: Mar 06, 2006, 08:19 PM »
I don't think they will ask Jon Stewart to host the awards again.  He didn't just suck he blows.  And not in the good sense of the word.

I think the best part of the Oscars was the skit of all the people turning down the "honor" of hosting.  There has got to be a story there somewhere.

Why couldn't th eupset be Heath Ledger getting the best actor instead of PSH?
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Re: Most Punchworthy Person at the Oscars
« Reply #9 on: Mar 06, 2006, 09:10 PM »
PSH (I never thought I'd ever say this, but he was better looking as Capote than he is in real life...he just makes me shudder)

Ryan Phillipe is an idiot to the nth degree.

Reese Witherspoon, If'n I gotta hear how she's from Tennessee one more a time, I'm a gonna go kick her hillbilly ass with my Ohio heeled boots!
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Re: Most Punchworthy Person at the Oscars
« Reply #10 on: Mar 06, 2006, 09:42 PM »
For me it's Reese.  Can she be any more into herself??
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Re: Most Punchworthy Person at the Oscars
« Reply #11 on: Mar 06, 2006, 09:47 PM »
Sorry but i need some light relief.

The person i most wanted to punch, or at least give a good slap to at last night Oscars (or any occasion) was Matt Dillon. I am sick of seeing his stupid huge face with klingon forehead, and listening to his mind numbing interview answers.

Thats it vent over... ;)

Anyone got any other personal bugbears?

The guy has always been too full of himself. I love the klingon thing. LMAO
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Re: Most Punchworthy Person at the Oscars
« Reply #12 on: Mar 06, 2006, 09:47 PM »
Hey DB - Didn't you just want to shake her like a rag doll last night. I was thinking I'd like to bounce her goody-two-shoes smile off that microphone!
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Re: Most Punchworthy Person at the Oscars
« Reply #13 on: Mar 06, 2006, 10:34 PM »
all the cast of Trash and that hippopotamus guy who stole Heath's award!!
i also wanted to slap Reese in the face.. "i never thought i'd be here blah blah my husband blah blah blah and 2000 more blahs" guhhhhh

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Re: Most Punchworthy Person at the Oscars
« Reply #14 on: Mar 06, 2006, 10:35 PM »
very funny comments!  I thought Reese was a bit much too and her hubby looked so pissed off, he wasn't getting the attention?  I really liked John Stewart.  I like his dry sense of humour :) 

I thought George Clooney's acceptance speech was first class.  He was very humble (surprising!). :)

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« Reply #15 on: Mar 06, 2006, 10:37 PM »
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Re: Most Punchworthy Person at the Oscars
« Reply #16 on: Mar 06, 2006, 10:47 PM »
       
          Charlea was at the Oscars?

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Re: Most Punchworthy Person at the Oscars
« Reply #17 on: Mar 06, 2006, 10:53 PM »
Welcome Charlea2!

I agree with your commentary about the winners.
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Re: Most Punchworthy Person at the Oscars
« Reply #18 on: Mar 07, 2006, 02:06 AM »
Hey DB - Didn't you just want to shake her like a rag doll last night. I was thinking I'd like to bounce her goody-two-shoes smile off that microphone!

haha, yes!!!

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Re: Most Punchworthy Person at the Oscars
« Reply #19 on: Mar 07, 2006, 07:51 AM »
PSH (I never thought I'd ever say this, but he was better looking as Capote than he is in real life...he just makes me shudder)

Ryan Phillipe is an idiot to the nth degree.

Reese Witherspoon, If'n I gotta hear how she's from Tennessee one more a time, I'm a gonna go kick her hillbilly ass with my Ohio heeled boots!

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Re: Most Punchworthy Person at the Oscars
« Reply #20 on: Mar 07, 2006, 01:46 PM »
her zombie date Keanu Reeves.

ermm...sorry to intrude...Keanu is looking after his dying sister...he can look like a zombie if he wants too.

Now my punch bag would be Matt Dillon..can't stand the actor.. (his acting) can't stand the guy either...have never met him, but I don't like him in interviews.
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Re: Most Punchworthy Person at the Oscars
« Reply #21 on: Mar 07, 2006, 02:47 PM »

"You're too much for me, Cowboy Cody, you son of a whoreson bitch. I wish I kew how to quite you".

meandennis - why I do declare, I think's that's the nicest thing anyone's ever said about me!
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Re: Most Punchworthy Person at the Oscars
« Reply #22 on: Mar 07, 2006, 02:53 PM »
I just don't get Will Farrell, somebody bitch slap that no talent for me. ??? ???

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« Reply #23 on: Mar 07, 2006, 02:58 PM »
I just don't get Will Farrell, somebody bitch slap that no talent for me. ??? ???

Tom

I agree with you Tom,

As bad as "The Producers" was on film, he made it worse.

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« Reply #24 on: Mar 07, 2006, 03:00 PM »
[I agree with you Tom,

As bad as "The Producers" was on film, he made it worse.

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Re: Most Punchworthy Person at the Oscars
« Reply #25 on: Mar 07, 2006, 05:23 PM »
[I agree with you Tom,

As bad as "The Producers" was on film, he made it worse.

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 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D...What was that pile of shite about....why did they even feel they had to redo that movie.........Zero was the mutts nuts as we say here.  And there was no point to Uma being in it at all.

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Actually, Uma was the only good thing about it!

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Re: Most Punchworthy Person at the Oscars
« Reply #26 on: Mar 07, 2006, 05:53 PM »
I just don't get Will Farrell, somebody bitch slap that no talent for me. ??? ???



You got me rolling on the floor with that one. He is so over hyped for what he does.  ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Most Punchworthy Person at the Oscars
« Reply #27 on: Mar 07, 2006, 06:12 PM »
Will Farrell isn't funny, not in the silghtest. He'd over-act a campbell's commercial for pete's sake.
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« Reply #28 on: Mar 07, 2006, 06:16 PM »
Will Farrell isn't funny, not in the silghtest. He'd over-act a campbell's commercial for pete's sake.


ROFLMAO

A girl at my work thinks he's the funniest thing on the planet....mind you it's obvious the girl don't own a mirror.

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Re: Most Punchworthy Person at the Oscars
« Reply #29 on: Mar 07, 2006, 06:44 PM »
Betcha that lass looks like HAGGIS!
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